The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...