How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...