It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Lots of words
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring,...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.