Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...