Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...