I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...