What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
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With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
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