A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...