It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...