Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Military traditions
|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...