Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...