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An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
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The Borg versus Microsoft
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Marry a blonde
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Giving Cats Pills
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Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
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The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.