Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...