The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...