A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...