Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...