How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...