Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...