Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.