Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...