Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...