You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...