Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...