A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...