What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....