For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.