Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin