These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
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Only found in America
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Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
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Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
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The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
Finding accountants
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