Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....