King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...