The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”