Holiday Party Festivity Levels
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My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
If Timex made toasters…
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Blonde screen door
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Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
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Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...