Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
10 Signs Your Broker …..
Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash “He can’t come to the phone right...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...