George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...