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Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
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Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
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Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
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Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
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