THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...