Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.