Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...