Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...