Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Bubba and Monica
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Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.