Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...