A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...