Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...