Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...