Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...