No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...