Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....