Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.