Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...