Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....